Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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