# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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