Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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