we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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