fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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