how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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