...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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