Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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