Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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