Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
this is an emotional support booty call
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