I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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