Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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