break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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