Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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