You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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