You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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