Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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