Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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