u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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