Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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