He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
