How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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