Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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