Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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