Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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