yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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