Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
