As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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