so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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