Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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