Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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