a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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