You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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