Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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