Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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