fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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