C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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