There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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