I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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