Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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