My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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