Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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