So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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