he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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