I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Im part way to drunk.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
