I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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