sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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