I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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