also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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