atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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