bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She's the barista slut.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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